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keltik · Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:21 am Post subject:

She calls out to the man on the street
sir, can you help me?
Its cold and Ive nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?

He walks on, doesnt look back
He pretends he cant hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there.

'I suppose £46 million's out of the question then...'

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dixidoo · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject:

I have notices that since the new forum started, somehow all threds seem to drift in to the subject "penis". Is there a psychological explanation to that? Are we missing something that we had at the old place?

Kim · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject:

Nope. No Freudian analysis needed. Just good, old fashioned boredom. And camaraderie. Nothing like sex to bring the world (internet-wise) together.

Jeff Truzzi · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject:

dixidoo wrote:

I have notices that since the new forum started, somehow all threds seem to drift in to the subject "penis". Is there a psychological explanation to that? Are we missing something that we had at the old place?

The same thing happened at the old forum.
It just took longer to get there.
Wink

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simpleton01 · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject:

I can't think of a Brand X pun.

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dixidoo · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject:

Victoria Principal paid 25 million dollars for getting rid of her husband, a plastic surgeon named Harry Glassman. And I don't think she' s got a penis. At least it didn't show when she was walking around in bikini in "Dallas".

miles aweigh · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject:

dixidoo wrote:

Victoria Principal paid 25 million dollars for getting rid of her husband, a plastic surgeon named Harry Glassman. And I don't think she' s got a penis. At least it didn't show when she was walking around in bikini in "Dallas".

He had threatened to attach one. Worth every penny to her I'm certain.

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dixidoo · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:36 am Post subject:

Yes, that's why it's so dangerous to marry a plastic surgeon. You never know what they might do to you when you are asleep.