So they're kicking out the old guys, and bringing in new young ones.
Probably a lot of new sets and special effects and stuff, too.

But they can't use the "Thumbs up/Thumbs down" system because the original guys (smartly) copyrighted it.

But it's still two guys.

So, my proposal is:
Base their reviews on whether the movie gives them an erection.

Not only would this be a much more valuable rating system for most men,
it practically begs for the addition of a female reviewing duo.
Which would probably be a more valuable rating system for most women.

Although it may take family newspapers awhile to get used to printing, say,
"Two cocks up."

As for the rating system to be used by the ladies, I'm open to suggestions.

Well, you know what happens to women's nipples when they reach orgasm, don't you?

But I'm willing to learn.

google "nipples + orgasm"

jeff, i knew about this before i even lost my virginity! but then again, i had a lot of time for research before the big moment arrived

Well I tried Googling "Jeff Truzzi's sex life" and I get:
Did you mean: Jeff Druzzi's sex life

And that's not good.
I'm gonna have to ask my girlfriend who the hell this Druzzi character is.

Have you figured everything out?

I'm working on it.

Practice makes perfect

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