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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'd need to look through the login activity to see.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you take a look, it is only me. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG Mare is in the house !!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TMI if we were talking about a horse

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF, I need a hug but not the Scottish one I rise above
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOLO; But of course, you will need this glove

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To open the oven and remove that bun
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phasers ready and set to stun!

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Oh what misery oh what fun
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

using toilet paper when wiping Klingons off the starboard bow

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spock said..."Perhaps they'll make me captain, now"

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or maybe not, I've got a cold, I'm full of snot
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my left sock is loose and the right is taut

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


There once was a man named Andy P
Whose name, it seems, rhymes quite handily
With your printer ink in its cartridge
And a handful of Partridge
That you won't find in a pear tree.

ergo yon wind masticates the timbers leaves in their imbroglio
And in that still, dark hour
In London, many towers
Shrouded by the night's caress,
I am not a native English speaker but I digress
and talk of minges entwinged with flowers
Spoken with a cheesy accent, ala Austin Powers..
...by a lady who appears sweet, but quickly sours
and all her smiles turn into glowers
As she turned every step into hours

the minutes turned into toes
toes into fingers
fingers into chocolate
And then as if by magic.............
A unicorn pranced by rainbows
hovering over the oil slick
that he called home
and the unicorns barfed rainbows all over
the clover that Rover brought from Dover
over the Christmas period which is now pretty much over
Tis ne'er e'er o'er m'lo'er o' clo'er

you overdid it doll
As time oozed off the mantlepiece
And pooled Dali-esque on the antimacassar
tick-drop drip-tock
Time to stir the stock pot
to wind the gears faster
to spin the tombola
a bottle of cheap fizz and
regret, drawing deep lines at the corners of her mouth...

but wait, what's this, could it be...
the sound of a lute in a dappled grove?
Played by a goat in a purloined robe?
Alas, nothing but a whisper of chance into my ear
releasing the roulette ball to spin in my dreams and shower me with...
ever-increasing numbers in a whirlwind of unknowing
and confusion and doubts even here but......
hold, what gentle respite is this
the welcoming chimes of an ice cream van
but alas, the delectations on display
like my hopes, all melt away.

Or do they? Nothing can be destroyed, only changed, so.........
pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
use it or lose it, guys.

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
a pint of what spaz is drinking, please.
so get the man a gargleblaster
do it quickly, do it faster,
call me Bates, call me master,
say with it requisite sleaze
Ordinarily I'd do it with ease
but not from down here upon my knees
Oh Spidey, you little tease
can't you spare some government cheese?
while poor bankers sleeping on bullion freeze

And we're all in it together, they'd prefer us to believe
Whichever the trees you call home, whether acorn or a leaf
But beware it carries a terrible curse
that could leave you with nothing, or worse
And boss your soul and make you look so much older before....
taking your name, rank and staff number
...so beware what you wish for, or give up for wonder, or you too might end up, like this place, asunder.

Thus it was written in the book of D'navan,
with a scratchy quill pen whilst wearing a cardigan.
making up hard to pronounce words like perspicacian
and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
without ever trying to sound precocious
Or other things begining with P
in a forum dedicated to a band called XTC
With lots of active members, well maybe three............. But it's quality not quantity can't you see?

Would it help if I turned up? Yes, me?
The more... the merrier, I say to thee
And a merry man from Notts he be
Although not around here much to see
But we have the power to bring life
But I don't want any more kids if that's alright
Snip ah de doo dah, snip a dee eh...
your bollocks may swell up; small price to pay
How much is it? If I may say.
Depends if it's Cut Price Day
Or it's 'buy one get one free'
You would have to go all the way
Oh well feck it, leave it for another day
Tomorrow is another day, they say
But it never comes as my old mum says

And you must always respect your elders
But I'm one of those these bloody days
as we all are, but hey!
I'm not an old fart, I'm young at heart
And being around here keeps me sane.
Say it again and again
Till it's firmly lodged in your brain
.....
"I love everything to do with XTC"
however vaguely, however tangentially
We will get back on track... eventually
Like the little forum that could
unite far flung people, into a virtual neighbourhood
And throw the book into the sea
The waves showing no mercy
to a drifter without any wood

But, for a drug called [CENSORED] (Cialis to some)
it will improve your standing, and stop you hanging
Like Newton's momentum experiment - spheres clanging
People chatting some just sitting others helpless no god forgiving...........
the ones sitting sieving, dismissing evolution
plotting their own lunchtime revolution
or becoming a one of those legends
And no mean feat it would be without both of those leg ends

For every journey starts with just a single step
even those off the end of a cliff
From a height. it's possible to see if
in flight or freight, you've hit your depth
or hit rock bottom on crystal meth

Just pick yourself up, and dust yourself down
A child is innocent, till he laughs at a clown
But the make up can hide so much
but not these zits on my nose and stuff

so don't mention the song "Mellow Yellow"
Quite rightly
twice nightly
Alas no more Richard Whiteley
Or for that matter, David Coleman
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2
It's true
and a merry christmas to you
and have a Happy New Year too!
with a glitch free forum it's true

But, as the year draws to a close
A muscular, thick-skinned, slit-eyed neighbour is at the table
Praising the films of Betty Grable
Never offering money or favours but always eating from my table
or anything else with four legs, like a sable
TV interview part time walk on parts in Crossroads or things on cable
to enable Ma Bell's fable of the babble of Babel
making the epicentre somewhat unstable
whilst picking fluff out of your navel
and eating a pomegranate washed down with Johnnie Walker Red Label

but then, she said, I, You, Me, and too many apples
will lead us to the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans for copious grapples
But, for those who cannot travel across the pond
doomed to dorown "once more my beloved Lond-"
-inium, the English Settlement invaded
proletariat enlightenment persuaded

Roger Moore and Tony Curtis to play
No further part in this game today but
if it wasn't for the want of
needing money, I'd be happy to live on a
secluded island for a year and a day.
then maybe go home but return one day

Absence makes the heart grow fonder
while convalescence makes the head go wander
and an enlarged prostate makes your stream less stronger
So, as to not take the pee
said the wiley fox to the blue gum tree
To which the tree replied, "You sap!"
And followed up with a branch like slap
across the face of the little critter
But wait what's that in the distant yonder
As you take a look, and start to ponder
Someone posting other than us three?
We'd need to look through the login activity to see.

If you take a look, it is only me

OMG Mare is in the house !!!!!!!
TMI if we were talking about a horse
WTF, I need a hug but not the Scottish one I rise above
YOLO; But of course, you will need this glove
To open the oven and remove that bun

Phasers ready and set to stun!
Oh what misery oh what fun
using toilet paper when wiping Klingons off the starboard bow
Spock said..."Perhaps they'll make me captain, now"
Or maybe not, I've got a cold, I'm full of snot
my left sock is loose and the right is taut



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