Well the Woking mascot is KC Cat who is very nice and gives out sweets so I'll pick him or her.


Best goalkeeper?

best ground - man u's and the old wembley. the new one is crap.

best keeper, ray clemence.


cheepest beer at a footy ground? it's £5 a pint at arsenal's gaff

The only footie ground I go to is Woking and a pint of Cardinal Gold is £3.00.

Do you do any voluntary or community work?

Not for a while now but when I did, I did a few things. I was in a gardening group that took care of several flower beds along the waterfront area in our city. When my son was in public school, I did lots of volunteering then; walking with the kids to the Public Library, helping in the winter chaperoning for their skating (I had to tie up a lot of ice skates) and I helped as a lunch monitor. I also helped as a "reading Mum"... I helped the little ones who were just learning to read. Also non-school related, I used to help my neighbour do a "Pub Night" at one of the local old folks homes for her service group. It was lots of fun; I got to sling beer , wine and serve snacks to the old folks and loved every minute of it. It gave them a bit of adult entertainment eventhough they were one stop from the grave

What song did you dance to for your first "slow dance" ?

Nights in White Satin - about 1975 - I can remember the smell of hairspray, the blue marcara, the denim skirt and the floral cheesecloth blouse. [Can't remember what she was wearing, though.] A bit nervous in case any activity stirring in the trouser area was either detected or reciprocated - each scenario held its own terrors. It seemed to last for a lifetime and for no time at all. How wonderfully naive and impressionable we were.

What particular fashion disaster were you victim to?

Loads - but my first crucial one was the early seventies suede head look. Crombie, harrington, ben sherman, brutus and lee jeans, tonics, brogues. loafers, red socks. white socks...


Was your first date cool or a disaster?

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Older than I had planned. I blame the Ministry of Funny Walks for that.

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Have you reached the age where a good night's sleep is more important than a good night's shag?

(Looks in mirror and nods in acquiescence.)

Yes



what's a shag?

Well, there are a lot of definitions of a Shag...
Maybe he meant this:

A fine looking bird...


Where do you wish you were right now?

I'm in the perfect place - at home with my wife and kids.

Same question - anyone else?

as the much missed spiderminge said, i'm in a little world of my own.


any canadians here tonight?

nope



So are you looking forward to a tory govt?

No. I don't think either I, my nearest and dearest, or society at large would significantly benefit from any realistic government option currently available.

Do you know how you will vote?

i will vote labour because i will get a little longer on death row before the plug is pulled on my job, house etc.


should you be allowed to throw fire crackers at goalkeepers?