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Persephone · Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:15 pm Post subject:

Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids

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Spastic Minnow · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:01 am Post subject:

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AnotherSatellite · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:30 am Post subject:

Spastic Minnow wrote:

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You mean the Straits of Cloacca?

I guess I should make sure to point out what's funny to make sure people don't think I have a problem with India and Southern Asia.

There is a funny misspelling in the very middle of the picture.

I saw that.

You don't think Cloacca is funny?

Man, you're a tough crowd.

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Spastic Minnow · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:10 am Post subject:

AnotherSatellite wrote:

Spastic Minnow wrote:

AnotherSatellite wrote:

You mean the Straits of Cloacca?

I guess I should make sure to point out what's funny to make sure people don't think I have a problem with India and Southern Asia.

There is a funny misspelling in the very middle of the picture.

I saw that.

You don't think Cloacca is funny?

Man, you're a tough crowd.

The area really does take a ramming with it's names doesn't it? Barely needs help finding funny names. Despite all the tragedy, who here didn't want to secretly want to make some jokes that the area's 2004 Tsunami disaster started in a place called "Phuket"?

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Spastic Minnow · Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:48 pm Post subject: Feed us MORE crap

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Spastic Minnow · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:40 pm Post subject: Some recent engrish brog posts

Bootleg Matrix 3

Homemade Okinawa Zoo pictures

And maybe we can get this guy to do some XTC covers too?

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Spastic Minnow · Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:08 am Post subject:

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Nipplegate had nothing on Super Bowl XLIII.

As if the unexpected sight of Bruce Springsteen's crotch hurtling toward their screens wasn't enough of a shocker (and don't even mention that last-second touchdown catch), some Tucson-area pigskin watchers had their sensibilities extra offended last night when live coverage of the big game was interrupted by a 30-second burst of porn.

The clip, transmitted to roughly 80,000 Comcast customers, showed a woman unzipping a man's pants, followed by some in-your-face full frontal male nudity.

Here's hoping viewers remembered to remove their 3-D glasses.
(Editor's note: The extremely NSFW clip has been immortalized online. Proceed with caution.

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The X-rated clip, which originated from the adult cable channel Club Jenna, assaulted viewers' screens with 2:37 left in the game. It was only seen by standard cable subscribers, not those who were watching the game on high-definition television.

The coverage was restored for the game's final moments, but the damage had already been done. KVOA-TV, the local NBC affiliate airing the game, said that the station received "a flurry of angry phone calls and emails to our newsroom" after the incident. Management quickly issued an apology and sought to absolve the station of blame, claiming that its feed was hacked.

"We are appalled this highly inappropriate material was displayed for some Comcast customers," said KVOA's president and general manager Gary Nielsen. "Our internal investigation shows the signal left KVOA with no interruptions or inappropriate material.

"This did not emanate with us."

Comcast went one step further today, with the cable purveyor saying it was "mortified by last evening's Super Bowl interruption and we apologize to our customers."

"Our internal investigation suggests this was an isolated malicious act," said Comcast spokeswoman Kelle Maslyn. "We are conducting a thorough investigation to determine how this happened."

Customers of the area's other cable provider, Cox Communications, were unaffected.

Maslyn told the Arizona Star that Comcast is already working on a plan to compensate the affected customers, though no course of action has yet been decided upon.

As it stands, one bright spot in the ordeal, at least for the cable company, is that the fine-happy FCC has yet to field any complaints over the footage.

"Any complaints we get we follow normal procedures but at this point we have no information," FCC spokesman David Fisk told E! News, adding that the offenders aren't necessarily in the clear just yet.

"I haven't heard a thing. When complaints do come in, though, it takes awhile for them to be processed depending on whether people write letters or email."

Sort of makes PETA's Veggie Love ad seem positively innocent by comparison.

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Spastic Minnow · Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:10 am Post subject:

ironically...

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Customers of the area's other cable provider, Cox Communications, were unaffected.

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Spastic Minnow · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:52 pm Post subject:

A friend found and posted this on his blog, from the Milwaukee craigslist "missed connections" personals section.

The Stripper That Stole My Heart - m4w - 25
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Date: 2009-02-15, 9:44PM CST

Five or six weeks ago, a slow Monday night. I have often hoped that you think of our time together as fondly as I do. Was it just work for you? It seemed like something more...

You were wearing Hello Kitty socks, and not much else.

I'm not looking to waste your time, let's get coffee.

It seems he'd have something in common with this guy

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Hey, you remember me, I was the guy with the dollar bills!

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