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Mr Tein · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:05 pm Post subject: Who would play us in a film

So there's abig holly wood blockbuster made of the XTC/Backporch/APE forum... who would you get to play us in the movie.

Just one rule. Dont repeat the forumers in the previous post.

Donavan - Charles Bronson (rough and tough and takes no nonsense)

Thomas Walsh - Dave Allen ( Two top Irish fellers - tanks a million guys)

Weasie - Jenifer Lopez ( neither woamn has let fame change them)

Dr Hugbine - leslie Phillips ( So cool in the Doctor films)

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Dr Hugbine · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:21 pm Post subject:

Mr Tein - Jean Claude Van Damme (his english is a bit strange but a hell of a kick boxer )

Suzi - Sigourney Weaver (an intelligent late-starter who doesn't like bugs in the kitchen)

Bimble - Frankie Howerd (bitchy, clever and - yes - ok, sometimes - hilarious)

Per Aronsson - Roy Scheider (caught a bloody big fish)

spidermage · Wasp Star Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4423

Terra - Johhny Depp (I think that he could look suitably epicene.)

Blushift - Kelsey Grammer (I have no idea what Blu looks like, but I imagine that his voice sounds like Mr. Grammer's.)

barb - Loretta Swit (Beautiful blonde with a beautiful smile.)

Jeff Truzzi - Jim Meskimen (Irrepressible, multi-talented and multi-faceted.)

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Blushift · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject:

Spoony - Joseph Gordon-Levitt (above average intelligence, but emo enough for all the cougars)

Longinglook - Susan Sarandon (Tough, passionate for a cause, and just so "oh, my")

ColinEd - Ricky Gervais (honestly, the first name that popped in my head)

Omnibus - Eva Green (smart, sophisticated and with French allure)

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chrestus · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:28 pm Post subject:

Persephone - Gina Gershon
Longinglook - Megan Fox
Barb - Pam Anderson
Chrestus - Mike Myers

I'm thinking the plot goes something like this:
Persey, Longing and Barb break out of a maximum security women's prison and invade my house, where they hold me hostage. Since they are wearing prison clothes, one of them, probably Barb, says, "We need to get out of these clothes."

After the shower scene, they start fighting over who's in charge and then Longinglook says, "Let's have some fun with the little guy!"

I have about a half dozen scenes after that, which I already have plotted out in my head. I know it takes some liberties with the characters, but you know the story needs to be juiced up a little. I mean, how else exactly do you act out our "story?"

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weasie · Skylarking Joined: 10 May 2008 Posts: 907

Mr Tein wrote:

Weasie - Jenifer Lopez ( neither woamn has let fame change them)

Well, that would be perfect casting in terms of butt size, as it happens! Mr. Green

Famous, Mr. Tein? Moi? How so? Confused

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Mr Tein · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:17 am Post subject: Re: Who would play us in a film

weasie wrote:

Mr Tein wrote:

Weasie - Jenifer Lopez ( neither woamn has let fame change them)

Well, that would be perfect casting in terms of butt size, as it happens! Mr. Green

Famous, Mr. Tein? Moi? How so? Confused

you are well known in the UK, Sweden France through the wonders of interweb

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spidermage · Wasp Star Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4423

chrestus wrote:

Persephone - Gina Gershon
Longinglook - Megan Fox
Barb - Pam Anderson
Chrestus - Mike Myers

I'm thinking the plot goes something like this:
Persey, Longing and Barb break out of a maximum security women's prison and invade my house, where they hold me hostage. Since they are wearing prison clothes, one of them, probably Barb, says, "We need to get out of these clothes."

After the shower scene, they start fighting over who's in charge and then Longinglook says, "Let's have some fun with the little guy!"

I have about a half dozen scenes after that, which I already have plotted out in my head. I know it takes some liberties with the characters, but you know the story needs to be juiced up a little. I mean, how else exactly do you act out our "story?"

I'd watch that film. I just hope that the castration scene isn't too graphic.

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longinglook · The Big Express Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 542

Blushift wrote:

Spoony - Joseph Gordon-Levitt (above average intelligence, but emo enough for all the cougars)

Longinglook - Susan Sarandon (Tough, passionate for a cause, and just so "oh, my")

ColinEd - Ricky Gervais (honestly, the first name that popped in my head)

Omnibus - Eva Green (smart, sophisticated and with French allure)

Aw, shucks, Blu! That's a nice thing to say. But I can't help thinking that poor Susan Sarandon will feel quite ill-used if she ever reads this thread.

donavan · Apple Venus Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 1751

slow cooked ham - john wayne

fuzzyface - james dean

alan k hall - elvis

ali holden - joan collins

Jeff Truzzi · Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:37 pm Post subject:

Usagi: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Spidermage: Anthony Hopkins

Cicadashell: Christopher Lloyd

Bimble · Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:27 pm Post subject:

donavan wrote:

slow cooked ham - john wayne

fuzzyface - james dean

alan k hall - elvis

ali holden - joan collins

Interesting: no-one currently active, and only JC of the actors still alive. Or is she.......?

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miles aweigh · Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:34 pm Post subject:

Jeff Truzzi - Brad Pitt
Simpleton - Woody Allan
Chrestus - Philip S. Hoffman
Spidermage - Robin Williams

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donavan · Apple Venus Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 1751

Bimble wrote:

donavan wrote:

slow cooked ham - john wayne

fuzzyface - james dean

alan k hall - elvis

ali holden - joan collins

Interesting: no-one currently active, and only JC of the actors still alive. Or is she.......?

I think she is alive.

Come on bimble if you have a mention on this thread then honourable thing to do is chip in with your selection. let's be 'avin yer.

miles aweigh · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:06 am Post subject:

Longinglook - Renee Zelweger
Persephone - Julianne Moore
Barb -Uma Thurman
Leslie - Cameron Diaz
Weezie - Kate Winslet

Spastic Minnow - Crispen Glover
Mr Tein - Jimmy Fallon

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