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simpleton01 · Mummer Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Sideways

simpleton01 welcomes you!

With an H and an E and a double L - oh!

You know, if you say that after inhaling helium, it sounds downright Disney-esque! I wonder if I could make some money coming up with greetings like that! Could you fill up little helium sacs that came with greeting cards?

Anyway...

What have you been up to since I last visited?

Seriously. I'd like a complete report of your activities. Let's go in alphabetical order, starting with Alan K. Hall, Ali H, Allen Smithee, Annalena...

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Wow, you Catholics sure make a big deal out of it when a pope dies. I’d hate to see what you’d do if like a whole busload of popes went over a cliff.

donavan · Apple Venus Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 1752

give us a shout when you get to the d's Smile

simpleton01 · Mummer Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Sideways

Alan K. Hall...

Alan K. Hall!

Alan K. Hall!!!!

Sir, I'm waiting for your report.

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Wow, you Catholics sure make a big deal out of it when a pope dies. I’d hate to see what you’d do if like a whole busload of popes went over a cliff.

Spastic Minnow · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:26 pm Post subject:

oh, the usual love-in.

We posted more on Saturday during the pool party than we probably had in the previous six months... and it was good. Much strip twister was had, we reminisced a bit too much about da olden days, posted funny pictures, linked to music on youtube to dance to and money flew out the door when sex came innuendo. Plus we have the "fun" of a new "automatic innapropriate content" system that has been forced on the place, so you either have to use creative words while swearing, misspell your swearing or swear in moderation... because no one expects to swear off our swearing.

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simpleton01 · Mummer Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Sideways

You can't say fuck anymore?

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Wow, you Catholics sure make a big deal out of it when a pope dies. I’d hate to see what you’d do if like a whole busload of popes went over a cliff.

Spastic Minnow · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject:

whoops, I'm sorry...

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simpleton01 · Mummer Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Sideways

simpleton01 wrote:

You can't say fuck anymore?

Hmmm, maybe you can't say fuck in big letters.

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Wow, you Catholics sure make a big deal out of it when a pope dies. I’d hate to see what you’d do if like a whole busload of popes went over a cliff.

simpleton01 · Mummer Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Sideways

Well, shit, what the fuck is the problem?

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Wow, you Catholics sure make a big deal out of it when a pope dies. I’d hate to see what you’d do if like a whole busload of popes went over a cliff.

Alan Smithee · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject:

oh, the usual love-in.

We posted more on Saturday during the pool party than we probably had in the previous six months... and it was good. Much strip twister was had, we reminisced a bit too much about da olden days, posted funny pictures, linked to music on youtube to dance to and money flew out the door when sex came innuendo. Plus we have the "fun" of a new "automatic innapropriate content" system that has been forced on the place, so you either have to use creative words while swearing, misspell your swearing or swear in moderation... because no one expects to swear off our swearing.

There, alphabetical Smile

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I didn't do it!

simpleton01 · Mummer Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Sideways

Sweet! Now let's see you do Annalena!

Wait, that didn't come out right.

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Wow, you Catholics sure make a big deal out of it when a pope dies. I’d hate to see what you’d do if like a whole busload of popes went over a cliff.

Spastic Minnow · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:32 pm Post subject:

swear in MODERATION!

otherwise I either have to close the dam thread or edit your posts, or will have to add a dumb-arse censorship filter again.

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simpleton01 · Mummer Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Sideways

Okay, but can you define "in moderation?" And does it count total swearing in one thread, or just the swearing by one individual in that thread?

Come on, I need to know the lay of the land. Wait, I said "lay."

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Wow, you Catholics sure make a big deal out of it when a pope dies. I’d hate to see what you’d do if like a whole busload of popes went over a cliff.

Spastic Minnow · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:50 pm Post subject:

simpleton01 wrote:

Okay, but can you define "in moderation?" And does it count total swearing in one thread, or just the swearing by one individual in that thread?

Come on, I need to know the lay of the land. Wait, I said "lay."

Seriously, I have no idea, it seems rather arbitrary. Terra, posted the seven words you can't say on TV in the seven words thread and it set it off. If by tomorrow I've gotten a notice about this thread and I have to add asterisks to all the f-bombs here(ya, know- so no one knows what the words are anymore) than it was too much.

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Terra Incognita · Wasp Star Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 3702

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Chit, Peas, Puck, Cant, RockSucker, MotherBucker, and Teats

(Will they censor "teats"?)

paranoid android · Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:43 am Post subject:

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